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Intimidating Sponge Cake
An surreal, AI-generated cake recipe produced by GPT-3 DaVinci that begins with standard ingredients and descends into absurd instructions involving tap dancing, lobsters, and thunderstorms.
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Ingredients
- flour
- 4 eggs
- sugar
- water
- butter
- salt (plus extra for the end)
- vanilla essence (to be mixed at the end)
- cocoa essence (to be mixed at the end)
- chocolate chips (optional add-in)
- jam (optional add-in)
- sprinkles (optional add-in)
- red food color
Steps
- 1
Pick up all the ingredients and all the things you just counted, including the pastry bag, tissues, red food color, spoon, timer, and sunny skies.
- 2
Recall the ingredients to foam and don't forget the sprinkles or chocolate chips that you may want to add.
- 3
Make sure the ingredients are not soft, or you will throw them away.
- 4
Turn on the oven.
- 5
Open all the ingredients' jars and take a big sniff for excitement.
- 6
Rinse the spatula with water.
- 7
Think about how delicious the cake will look after it is baked and decorated, and how it will make you feel happy and possibly loved.
- 8
Try to mix big, fast circles that tickle the bowl's edge with the spatula. Let it sit for a few seconds before mixing again. Don't forget to breathe.
- 9
Wait for the timer to ring. Probe with your finger to see if the cake is ready. Do not tell stories or watch television while waiting.
- 10
THINK HAPPY HAPPY THOUGHTS.
- 11
Put all ingredients into a big bowl, then put all ingredients in their places in the oven.
- 12
Encourage your happy thoughts. Don't turn the cake.
- 13
Turn the lights off in the room and imagine yourself during a storm.
- 14
Tap dance once.
- 15
Imagine yourself on the moon during a thunderstorm.
- 16
Write "Happy Birthday" on a balloon with little hearts, but do not tie it to the dog's collar just yet.
- 17
Put a lobster in a velvet gown.
- 18
Switch the oven off, even if it hasn't finished yet.
- 19
Throw in some salt and turn the oven on again.
- 20
Think about sponges (Yum!) and wait for the timer to ring.
- 21
Smell the baked good, then forget to take it out.
- 22
Hide it all under a carpet.
Notes
This recipe was generated by the GPT-3 DaVinci model as an experiment in AI text generation. It is not intended for actual consumption and contains nonsensical instructions and non-edible components like tissues and velvet-clad lobsters.
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